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One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib.


Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.


Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.


A penny for your thoughts, she whispered in his ear.


It's amazing! he replied. I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only USD46.50!

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