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Lenin dies. He tries to get into heaven and come to the gates of heaven. He says to an angel I've always tried to do good for the people of russia, can you please let me in?


No replies the angel, who promptly sends him to hell.


A few hours later, the angel is feeling kinda guilty and so goes to check if Satan and Lenin are getting along.


How are you satan? Hows the newest member of the family? Enquires the angel.


I'm sorry replies Satan, dressed in a pro communism t-shirt I can't talk, I'm going to a rally and I'm already late.

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