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Bush wins the election. He and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House. Cheney orders the Heart-Healthy salad.


Bush leans over to the waitress and says Honey, could I have a quickie?


She's horrified! She says, Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see
I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you, and she marches off.


Cheney leans over and says George, I think it's pr*nounced 'QUICHE' .

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