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One day, a man boarded a bus and sat beside a really hot nun. He felt h*rny and asked her if she would have sex with him.


Of course not, I am chaste! cried the nun. The man felt rejected, and the bus driver saw that. As all the passengers were getting off the bus, the bus driver came over to the man.


Listen, I know you must be disappointed because that nun rejected you, but I think I got a good plan for you. I know that the nun takes the bus to the cemetery every Sunday and prays by a grave near the back gate. You could trick her into having sex with you by pretending that you are God, he explained.


Thanks! exclaimed the man. I'll do just that!


And so the next Sunday, the man went to the cemetery and draped himself with a cloth as disguise. Sure enough, the nun, with a dark veil covering her head, was praying by the grave near the back gate. The man went over to her and proclaimed in a deep voice, I AM GOD.


Oh! the nun cried. What do you want me to do? Anything!


Have sex with me, the man answered.


The nun was hesitant. Okay, she said, but only if it is a**l, because I still want to be a virgin.


The man agreed, and they proceeded to make wild sex on the grass. The man was surprised at how well the nun performed, as it was her first time. She even played with his penis constantly, and joyfully squeezed his butt. But she would not let him undress her.


When they were done the man took off his cloth and said, Ha, ha, I tricked you! I'm the guy from the bus!


And the nun replied, Ha, ha, I'm the bus driver!

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