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One day little johnny was in class and the teacher called out a word. The word was definitely. The object was to use the word in a sentence.


The teacher saw little Johnny's hand raised but she didn't want to call on him because he always used bad words in sentences. After a while since nobody else raise there hand the teacher called on little Johnny.


The teacher expected something rude but first little Johnny said that he just had a Question. The teacher was relieved and asked Johnny what his question was.


He said, Do farts have lumps in them? The teacher replied no and ask Johnny if he still had a sentence. Johnny replied yes, my sentence is, I definitely just my pants.

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