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There once was a boy named Buttitches. For Buttitches first day of school, the teacher asked him his name. The boy told the teacher Buttitches. The teacher, not believing this was his name demanded for him to tell his real name or he would go to the principle's office.


He replied again Buttitches and off to the principle he went. The principle asked him what his name was and he said Buttitches. The principle said, If you don't tell me your name RIGHT now you're going to the police! The boy said BUTTITCHES and so he was sent to the police. The police said What's your name? and the boy said Buttitches. If you do not tell me your name right now i'm going to shoot you! So the boy said Buttitches and so he was shot. Buttitches mom came running and said Oh my poor Buttitches! and the police said Scratch it!

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