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Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into their room and says to his wife, Notice anything different,
Bessie?


Bessie looks him over, Nope.


Bob says excitedly Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?


Bessie looks again, Nope.


Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a
little louder this time, Notice anything different?


Bessie looks up and says, Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.


Furious, Bob yells, And do you know why it is hanging down, Bessie? It's
hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!!!


Bessie replies, Should'a bought a hat, Bob.

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