Sexuality Jokes

An older couple are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband
does sexually, the woman never achieves org*sm. Since a Jewish wife is
entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.


The rabbi listensto their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. Hire a
hunk of a young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man
wave atowel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an
org*sm.


They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and
she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.


Okay, says the rabbi, let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love
to your wife and you wave the towel over them.


Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with
the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with
great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming
org*sm.


The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
You see, that's the way to wave a towel!

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