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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on no baby talk.


You need to use 'big-people' words, she'd always remind them.


She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.
I went to visit my Nana.


No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'big people' words!


She then asked Joey what he had done.
I took a ride on a choo-choo.


She said, No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use 'big people' words.
She then asked Eddie what he had done.


I read a book, he replied.


That's wonderful, the teacher said. What book did you read?
Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride
and said, Winnie the s**t.

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