Miscellaneous Jokes

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms...are they afraid someone will clean them?


18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?


21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?


22. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?


23. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?


24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?


26. One nice thing about egotists...they don't talk about other people.


27. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.


28. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


29. The older you get, the better you realize you were.


30. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

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