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After a spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how
they spent the holidays. One child wrote the following:


We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got r*tarded and
they moved to Arizona.


Now they live in a place with a lot of other r*tarded people. They live
in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride
around on big tricycles and wear name tags because they don't know who
they are anymore.


They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got
it fixed, because it is all right now. They play games and do exercises there,
but they don't do them very well.


There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with
their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.


At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out.
Then they go cruising in their golf carts. My Grandma used to bake
cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just
eat out. And they eat the same thing every night - Early Birds.


Some of the people can't get past the man in the doll house to go out.
So the ones who do get out bring food back to the wrecked center and
call it pot luck.


My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his r*tardment and
says that I should work hard so I can be r*tarded someday too. When I
earn my r*tardment I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.

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