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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on:


The first surgeon says, I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.


The second responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.


The third surgeon says, No, I really think file clerks
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.


The fourth surgeon chimes in with, You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job
takes longer than you said it would.

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