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A leprechaun walked into a bar and he sat down
and ordered a beer. The leprechaun chuged down
his beer and sat there at the bar for about twenty
minutes. All of the sudden, the leprechaun opened
his mouth and sprayed out lots of beer colored
liquid! The bartender yelled at him and he
dismissed it with a wave, he asked for another
beer, in about twenty minutes, the same thing
happened, but this time, he sprayed in on the
bartender, the bartender went mad and said, 'If
you do that again, I'll cut off your d*ck!'
The leprechaun simply asked for another beer. In
about twenty minutes, the same thing happened, so
the bartender grabbed a knife, picked up the
leprechaun, pulled down his pants, and stopped.
The leprechaun had no d*ck! The bartender
cautiously asked, 'if you have no
d*ck, then how do you pi*s?'
The leprechaun opened his mouth and sprayed out
more of the yellow liquid.

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