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There was this trainee mortician in the morgue. The head pathologist said to him, 'There's this young girl's body thats just come in, clean it and prepare it the way I've shown you and call me upstairs if you have any problems. I'm just going to my office to fill in the autopsy report.'


The trainee mortician starts to clean the dead female bodies.After about 10 mins the pathologists phone rings in his office, its the trainee mortician on the other end.


'What's the problem?' asks the pathologist.


'Well,' replies the trainee, 'I was cleaning the female just the way you showed me, and when I got to between her legs and started cleaning there, a prawn popped out!!'


'It's not a prawn you idiot!!' responded the pathologist, 'It's her !'


'Hmmmm' replied the trainee, 'it sure tasted like a prawn!'

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