Miscellaneous Jokes

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.


Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.


If you can beat me, you can eat me! (seen on a Corvette driven by a drop-dead gorgeous blonde)


Fight Crime: Shoot Back!


If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)


Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.


A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.


Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.


Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70 mph.


GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.


If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??


Impotence: Nature's way of saying No hard feelings


I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be avegetarian.


Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.


We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?


Axe me about Ebonics.


Boldly going nowhere.


Cat: The other white meat.


CAUTION - Driver legally blonde.


Don't be sexist - broads hate that!


Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you


If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.


If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.


WARNING! Driver only carries USD20.00 in ammunition.


What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.


Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.


Your father should have pulled out!

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