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THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.


THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS


USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.


IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END


AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.


IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,


SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING


WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN


AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY


AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.


ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE


THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE


WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.


WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY,


FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE,


SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER


SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG


GLISTENING s haft.


AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING


AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING,


IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,


READY FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,


HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE


OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.


WHAT AM I?


AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,


THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS


NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN. . .


TOOTHBRUSH.


What were you thinking?


You PERVERT

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