Marriage & Relationship Jokes

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he
got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.
Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, Life isn't worth living.
I think I'm gonna top myself.
Don't be stupid, Joe, said the psychiatrist. My wife ran off and left
me too, yet I'm happy.
How? asked Joe.
Easy, replied the quack. I threw myself into my work. I totally
submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work
do you do?
I clean out septic tanks. Joe replied.

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