Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Get this. said the bloke to his mates, Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
Did he get anything. his mates asked.
yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.

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