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Jimmie Carter, Ronald Reagan, Geroge Bush and Bill Clinton stood in front of the Great OZ.


Carter steps forward.


OZ: What would you like today?

Carter: I would like courage.

With a great puff of smoke, Carter was given the courage to tackle any problem.


Reagan steped forward.


OZ: What would you like?

Reagan: I would like some brains.

With a great puff of smoke, Reagan was given the brains to solve and remember many great problems of the day.


George Bush was next.


OZ: And for you?

Bush: I would like some heart.

The puff of smoke came and went, Bush gushed with heart and compassion for his fellow man.


Clintion was left.


OZ: And last but least, What would you like?

Bill looked to the left and then to right and whispers, Dorothy around?

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