Political Jokes

The Bill Clinton version:

My Favorite Things (From The Sound of Music)



bjs and land deals in backwater places,

Big Macs and French fries and girls with big faces,

Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring,

These are a few of my favorite things



Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,

h*rny young interns who while 'way the hours,

Profits from futures that Hillary brings,

These are a few of my favorite things



Beating the draft board and getting elected,

Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,

Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,

These are a few of my favorite things



Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,

Falling down drunk that required knee surgery

Stars in the White House who come here to sing,

These are a few of my favorite things



Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,

States of the Union with lots of baloney,

Winning debates and the joy of my flings,

These are a few of my favorite things



When that Jones bites,

When Ken Starr stings,

When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad

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