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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unferrtilized.


Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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