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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to
fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.


One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided
to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not
familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anch*red the boat, and started
reading her book.


Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? Reading my book, she replies as she
thinks to herself, Is this guy blind or what?


You're in a restricted fishing area, he informs her.


But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?


But you have all this equipment, ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up.


If you do that I will charge you with r*pe, snaps the irate woman.


I didn't even touch you, grouses the sheriff.


Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ...


Moral: never argue with a woman who knows how to read.

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