Technology Jokes

X-files virus:

All your Icons start shape shifting


Spice Girl virus:

Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop


Ronald Reagan virus:

Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored


Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:

Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them


Sonny Bono virus:

Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of no where


Martha Stewart virus:

Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little
doilies to be displayed on your desktop


AT and amp;amp;T virus:

Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting


MCI virus:

Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT and amp;T virus


Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:

Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back

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