Technology Jokes

Lorena Bobbit virus:

Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy


Tim Allen virus:

Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact


Woody Allen virus:

Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card


Saddam Hussein virus:

Won't let you into any of your programs


Tonya Harding virus:

Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons


George Michael virus:

Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup


Joey Buttafuoco virus:

Only attacks minor files. Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

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