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The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for
response when someone says You don't know Jack Schitt. Now you can
intellectually handle this situation.


Jack is the only son of Awe and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.


In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt and the twins: Deap and Dip Schitt.


Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, Holie
Schitt adopted son, a high school drop out.


After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later remarried to a man named Ted Sherlock. Since her children were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.


Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous
disposition, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and h*arse.


Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.


So now when someone says, You don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct
them.


Author: Crock O. Schitt!

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