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Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine-years-old and the other one is four-years-old. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.


The cashier asks Oh, these must be for your mom, huh? The nine- year-old replies Nope, not for my mom.


Without thinking, the cashier responded Well, they must be for your sister then?


The nine-year-old quipped, Nope, not for my sister either.


The cashier had now become curious Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?


The nine-year-old says They're for my four-year-old little brother.


The cashier is surprised Your four-year-old little brother??


The nine-year-old explains: Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!

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