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One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman
was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where
St. Peter himself met her at the Pearly Gates.

Welcome to Heaven, said St. Peter. Before you get settled in though, it
seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an
executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.

No problem, just let me in. said the woman.

Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you
have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.

Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven, said the

Sorry, we have rules... And with that St. Peter put the executive in an
elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of
a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in
front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with
and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and
kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who
was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling
jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it
was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found
St. Peter waiting for her. Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, he said.

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp
and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up
and St. Peter came and got her.

So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, he said.

The woman paused for a second and then replied, Well, I never thought I'd say
this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better
time in Hell.

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down
back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate
wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in
rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

I don't understand, stammered the woman, yesterday I was here and there was
a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a
great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look

The Devil looked at her and smiled.

Yesterday we were recruiting you; today
you're staff.
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