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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want
ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very
nervous man who ran a small business that he had started
himself.

I need someone with an accounting degree, the man said.
But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for
me.

Excuse me? the accountant said.

I worry about a lot of things, the man said. But I don't want
to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the
money worries off my back.

I see, the accountant said. And how much does the job
pay?

I'll start you at eighty thousand.

Eighty thousand dollars! the accountant exclaimed. How
can such a small business afford a sum like that?

That, the owner said, is your first worry.

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