Religion Jokes

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and asks, So how high can you advance in your organization?

The Priest says If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.

Well, could you get any higher than that? asks the Rabbi.

I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might
be made an ArchBishop said the Priest a bit cautiously.

Is there any way that you might go higher than that?

If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal

Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal? probed the Rabbi.

Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said I supose that I could be
elected Pope, but...

So the Rabbi says And could you be anything higher than that?,
is there any way to go up from being the Pope?

What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?!

The Rabbi leaned back and said One of our boys made it.

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