Religion Jokes

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying I know that, in your
religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?

The Rabbi said, I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, Your religion, too...
I know you're suposed to be celibate. But....

The priest replied, Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed
once or twice.

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he
was reading and said, Better than pork, isn't it?

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