Practical Jokes

They had a 'witchy' old lady next door that was constantly complainingabout everything and everyone in the neighborhood. After one really goodround about kids and pets messing up her spotless front yard, my buddiesplanned what turned out to be a better joke than they originally thought.Juvenile as we all were, they planned to write some dirty words in hermeticulously-groomed front lawn with some kind of powder that would standout. The only thing they could find was some Ortho Super-Gro Lawn Food(white powdery stuff). They wrote the message in the dead of night, andnext morning it was bold and white for the world to see.The 'kicker' came after. She came out, saw the graffiti, and immediatelygrabbed a hose and WATERED IT OFF!To this day, those sections of grass are just a little bit greener thaneverything around them, and the words can STILL be read!This reminds me of a story that a former roommate related to me. In collegehe and a group of friends got revenge on complete strangers. ....Well, letme set up the situation.Y'know how sometimes you gotta park real far away from your destinationbecause certain types of people like to take up two parking spaces...?Well, he and his friends got a little ticked about this, especially duringweekends at the school. One day, they decided to get even with everyverb+#@@#USD#@USD and amp; and amp;+ that took up their space. They turned the car sideways.As he said, He wanted that space so bad, now he can have it for a loooongtime!

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