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We have various local spots where the teenagers park, cruise, hold dragraces, drink beer etc. We happen to own a white 1983 Dodge Diplomat,the exact kind of car used by the State Patrol around here as well asmany law enforcement agencies nationwide. (Actually our car WAS astate patrol car, but that's another story). Anyway, my brother inlaw, who is a cruiser, would occasionally borrow this car and drive itdown to the cruising spots. Needless to say, when they saw him comingthere was brief but furious activity. He finally had to stop doingthis because it made his friends so mad.People hate to pass us on the freeway too. It is not unusual to seesome Camaro or Porche come zipping along through traffic until he isabout 2 car lengths behind us, then decelerate to a perfect 55.00 milesper hour. It takes him about 10 seconds to look us over, decide wearen't in uniform, notice that we don't have state license plates, andmake up his mind. He will then typiclaly test how fast his car willaccelerate to about 90 mph.

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