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Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,
explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a s**t. Don't
be stupid, says the barman, We've got a perfectly good toilet
here!

Yes, explains the drinker, but I take salts.

So what??!! That doesn't matter - you can still use the toilet
here!

The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet. After a
few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges,
followed by a foul smell. The barman races into the toilet where
he sees cr*p all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into

the bar.

What the hell went on in there?! he demands.

I told you, explained the drinker.

No, you said that you take salts! yelled the barman.

That's right, the drinker shrugs, somersaults.

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