Three different kinds of sex

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Did you know that once you get married,
you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?

First, there's House Sex:
That's when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on
the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime -- much
like two crazed rabbits.

Then comes Bedroom Sex:
That's when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the
curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked -- you
make love in the bedroom.

Last comes Hall Sex:
That's when you pass each other in the hall and snarl -- Screw
You !

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