Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, ''If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?''
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How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood......
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
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She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more
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I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I
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