Marriage & Relationship Jokes

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:

- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding?
Not if you are the groom.

- When dancing, never remove undergarments;
no matter how hot it is.

- Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds
may get you cut.

- A bridal veil made of window screen is not only
cost-effective, but also a proven fly deterrent.

- For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit
with a bund and a clean bowling shirt can
create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable,
say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

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