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Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe
took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly.
Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do. One: Take out
your penie-pipe.
Two: Pull back the foreskin.
Three: Pee.
Four: Push back your foreskin.
Five: Put your equipment back.
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his
still, Joe's wife came running over. Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan'l went
ta pi*s an' won't come out of the outhouse!
Hell, whut's he doin' in there? Joe said.
I dunno. He jess keeps sayin' Two-four, two-four, two-four......

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