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Joan, a rather well-proportioned and amp; near-sighted secretary, spent almost
all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a
bathing suit the first few days, but always removed her glasses for an
even facial tan. After several days she decided that no one could see her
way up there, so she slipped out of her suit for an overall tan. She'd
hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying
on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. Excuse me,
miss, said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of
breath from running up the stairs. The hotel doesn't mind your sunbathing
on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit
as you have for the past week. What difference does it make? Joan asked
rather calmly. No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a
towel. Not exactly, said the embarrassed little man. You're lying on
the dining room skylight!

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