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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a pi*s. He comes back about
10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and amp; swearing very softly.
The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is.
Oh some son-uv-a-b*tch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and
put a gun to my head.
Jesus Christ! What happened?
He told me to give him a bj or he'd blow my brains out!
Yeah, then what?
Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?

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