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An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made a
living. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won USD50,000.
The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back
home. He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed the
older man a USD50 bill.
The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, Son, you know
I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it
on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford the license to
legally marry your Ma.
Pa! the young man stammered, do you know what that makes me?
Yep, said the old man the USD50, ... and a cheap one, too.

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