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Some professions

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl
enters the room.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked
children.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you
the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you will look forward to the trip.

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