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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. What's the
problem?
My mother died in June, he said, and left me USD10,000.
Gee, that's tough, he replied.
Then in July, the friend continued, My father died leaving me USD50,000.
Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.
And last month my aunt died, and left me USD15,000.
Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.
Then this month, continued, the friend, nothing!

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