Elderly Jokes

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really h*rny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
Honey, I have a confession to make, the woman says, her voice quavering.
I was about to commit suicide.
I'm glad to hear it, sweetie, the man says, Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!

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