Food & Drink Jokes

A lady went running to a doctor with a badly spoiled stomach.
What did you eat for dinner last night? asked the doctor.
Oysters, she said.
Fresh oysters? asked the doctor.
How should I know? said the lady
Well, asked the doctor, couldn't you tell when you took off the
shells?
My Gosh, gasped the lady. Are you supposed to take off the shells?

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