Miscellaneous Jokes

A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing
aid. It's marvelous, he enthused to a friend. Since I acquired it I can
hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a
conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!
You don't say, said his friend. What kind is it?
The proud owner consulted his wristw*tch and answered, Twenty minutes
after two.

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