Situation Jokes

The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, Shouldn't
be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have? I said, Fire and
theft.
Insurance agent frowned. Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.
Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the
house is robbed while it's burning down.

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