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The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.
The brain said, I should be boss, since I control what the person
thinks.
The hands said, I should be boss because I do almost everything for the
person.
The legs declared, I shuld be boss since I carry the body and all the
weight is on me.
So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.
Then the a**hole spoke up, I think I should be boss, because..
He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him. You, an
a**hole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!
The a**hole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.
The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could not
take it anymore. Ok, ok, you're the boss! they gave
in. So the a**hole became the boss of the body.

The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss, you just need
to be an a**hole.

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