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The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S
What's that?, the patient asks.
It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.
The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,
We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but
pancackes.
Why only pancackes?, asks the patient.
The Doctor answers, They're the only thing that will fit under the door.

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