Animal World Jokes

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly
kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
It was far out of reach.

A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak.
Oh, thank you! said the elephant.
My, pleasure ma'am. said the sparrow.
Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't
hesitate to ask.

The sparrow said, Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to fk
an elephant.
Be my guest!, said the elephant.

So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started fking. In the trees
above, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started
to masturb*te, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting
the elephant on the head.
OUCH!, said the elephant.

Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, Am I hurting you, dear?

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