Celebrity Jokes

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
Peter asks: Oh dear, what happened to you?
Di answers: I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend,
he looks much worse.
Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: My God,
you look terrible.
Dodi replies: This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver.
Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates,
and St. Peter says: So you're the driver?
No, I'm Mother Theresa.

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